It’s Upon Us! Season Two: True Blood.

[Eye's on Bill]

Come home, children of True Blood! Come in off the lonely streets that exist only between seasons. Come in and sit. Calm yourself down from the Screaming-Crazies that have ravished you during the long stretch of episodeless months. Rest your wandering souls and regain your lucid composure. You will soon need all your wits about you, for our time has nearly come. In less than a week, it will finally be here. It will finally be upon us! All prepare for the beginning of True Blood, Season Two!

Leap before you look. Count those eggs before they hatch. Throw the baby out with the bathwater! Let nothing stand in your way. Cancel your Sunday happenings. Align your satellite dish or reinforce your cable connection. Distance yourselves from loved ones and other life obstacles! It’s time to throw ourselves at the mercy of Alan Ball and the entire True Blood cast, and you can’t do that with commitments and obligations clouding your view. It’s time, once more, to submit yourself to the reckless abandon that is your unhealthy and all consuming love of True Blood!

When we last left Bon Temps there was a body, a bewitching, and a newly sired penance. Who was that seemingly lifeless body in Andy’s car? Who and what is Maryann, and why is she vibrating with a pig? How will Sookie handle the news that Bill has a teenaged vampire daughter? There are so many questions to be answered, and even more that could be asked. Who is this Eggs character, and will he seduce Tara? What’s with Sam stuffing the bags with money? Will there be snogging between Arlene and Terry? It’s just to much! How have we managed to bear it all?

With the June 14th premier of True Blood: Season 2, will also come the introduction of all that is new. All reports suggest more violence, more sex, and more blood! The clips and photos which circulate show us changes in our favorite character’s appearances. Bill, somehow even more handsome than in Season 1, Eric looking trendy with shorter hair, and Sookie looking extra country bumpkin are just a few of the sights we are to enjoy. Whispers of show altering events have loomed for quite some time. How solid will Bill and Sookie’s relationship be? What will happen in Dallas? It’s going to be an up and down rollercoaster!

So, now it brings me great pleasure to, once again, begin a little True Blood forum tradition. It’s time to start the countdown! Here, post your last minute rantings and ravings! Let the momentum build until you burst!

It’s Upon Us! True Blood: Season 2 begins this Sunday. June 14th!

It’s only 6 days away!

[Dralcoffin]

How long did it take to come up with that? Bravo, EOB. HBO needs to have you be in advertising or something.

I can't wait for the Bookie nookie, and to see just what made the Vanity Fair reviewer lose his lunch over episode 2.

The lonely days are drawing to a close, and murmurings are rising from Bon Temps once more. A new creature looms like a shadow over the terrified bar owner, Sookie is about to meet her red-headed stepchild, and Jason is being swept up into the heavens. Eric may have seen a millenium, but he is about to see the twelve craziest weeks of his life.

So get ready. The adrenaline is coursing, the blood is pumping, and the board is quiet like the streets right before a June thunderstorm breaks loose. The cast is out and about, the cameras are rolling, the editors putting the final touches on each episode. In six days, ecstatic joy is about to sweep over the True Blooders in the Pub like a climax hits Sookie in the arms of her Bill. Goodness, it's hot in here.

[Rowena]

I really can't add to what's already been said. I'm licking my lips, and salivating every time I read a promo, see a pic, watch a video or catch an interview. Let the fun, games, drama, sex, humor begin! Oh, and the blood ... mustn't forget the blood.

Row

[westexan]

Yeah, I am pretty excited about the blood......and the sex...... (I am trying to stay calm, I am trying to stay calm, I am trying to stay calm)

[foolforlove]

Great opening EOB! Please promise to recap some of Season 2 for us, pretty please? Can you be bribed? Just your favorite scenes, of course - I don't want to be greedy.

Oh yes, finally. Less than 7 days now. We never thought we'd survive and look at us. Filled up on fanfic, spoilers, promos and speculations, yet hungry - no demanding - more.

It's time to wrap up last seasons mysteries, and start livin' in the present.

Is the chat room working? Did anyone test drive it?

[Eye's on Bill]

Yes, the chat rooms are working and are there for everyone to enjoy, when they choose to. If you're new to the forum, remember that our chat rooms are most active immediately following the airing of a new episode. So, be sure and stop in say hello every Sunday evening.

[Swim Easy]

Thanks EOB! Great job!

Unpacking my new dvd recorder now, which means I should be finished hooking it up by Sun afternoon

Need more Eric!

[Swim Easy]

A vid that fits the spirit of the occasion:

[beerwolf]

HILARIOUS




thanks SE I needed a good giggle

[juicy]

SwimEasy, That was just awesome! You're having lots of fun with all your new toys!- thanks

EOB- I'm also hoping (ok, i'm really counting on) your preshow frenzy inducing posts! CAN'T WAIT FOR SUNDAY!

[Eric Is Mine]

I'm so dying, so dying for Sunday! It's like the "Second Coming of Christ" for god sakes (no pun intended and no disrespect meant either). I've never been so excited and so looking forward to anything like this before.

That vid was just t-o-o-o-o-o much! Luv the Eric/Bill face off/showdown . . . . doing their little vampire strut . . . . fanging down and walking around each other . . . . . Sookie I must say is looking mighty hawt herself. O-o-o-o this Season is going to be a KILLER for sure!

COME . . . ON . . . . SUNDAY . . . JUNE 14TH!

[Dralcoffin]

Sookie I must say is looking mighty hawt herself.

I've noticed.

Hey EOB, perhaps we could team up on reviewing the Bookie nookie this season? You're lusting after Bill, while I have the hots for Sookie. Between the two of us, we could probe those two to our heart's content. (Gran Stackhouse: Heart, right.)

[Eye's on Bill]

Hey EOB, perhaps we could team up on reviewing the Bookie nookie this season?

Sounds like you've found your calling, Dralcoffin! You're correct, I do tend to write my observations from a "Bill is dreamy and then this happened to Bill and I wonder if Bill is doing this or that" perspective. This leaves the perfect opening for you to write observations from the "Sookie is dreamy and then this happened to Sookie and I wonder if Sookie is doing this or that" perspective!

Only 5 days to go! Let's see some extra fevered rants and raves, you fangbangers!

[foolforlove]

Ohhh, an Eye's on Bill and Dralcoffin collaboration...be still my heart.

[Rowena]

Works for me, EOB and DC. Go for it!!!

Rowena